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Yeah, I'll +rep that.

I totally agree!  +rep.

god i hope my freakin school blows up and blows that bastard science teacher too....bastard gave me a D! my school starts like in 3 weeks or 2 damit i dont remember...... ........... man that McDonalds tasted like crap.....yummm m a fingernail.

Now be honest -- what is the more likely case here.  

1)  You were treated unfairly by someone who has dedicated his or her life to the educational enhancement of our children, or 2)  You're a worthless fucktard who doesn't realize the opportunity he's missing, and would rather blame someone else for his apparent ineptitude than to face up to that reality.

Then you take the figures of fifteen minus four that drowned, minus two that got shot, minus six that were lost and minus three that starved to death and that leaves you zero so no pregnant mexicans survived?

Wouldn't you only be subtracting two that drowned (in addition killing their two babies), one that was shot (killing her baby; here we assume a mortal wound), three that were lost (three more lost babies), and one that starved to death (plus her baby and an additional to make three).  

Now, that would be 15 - 2 - 1 - 3 - 1 = 8.  However, the three that were lost should not be subtracted because they survived (though remain lost).  So, we're back up to 11.

Notice that the child which dies leaves a mother, though alive enough, no longer pregnant, so we must account for this.  

Finally, we reach 10 surviving, albeit slightly misplaced, pregnant Mexicans.

Oh, oh, I know the answer to today's message thingy.

Peacocks don't lay eggs.  Peahens do, but not the cock, so there is no egg to claim.









Cock.

Even Stephen Hawking admits the Big Bang doesn't work.  Everything comes back to a singularity, so the universe isn't timeless like they think.  

You have to use imaginary numbers to smooth things out.  

Too bad those aren't real.

For more info, check out "A Brief History of Time" by Professor Stephen Hawking.  

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Well this is a little of topic, but did you know that many of the stars you see at night, have already burned out. Its just the light that is taking so long to get here.

Yes.

That actually is my grandmother, just to answer your question.

Chris you can blow me.  And tell your mom she was late for work again today.