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Media / Pool shots
« on: September 09, 2007, 11:53:35 AM »
Fucking Asians... Why do they have so much free time that they can be so good at everything?
http://www.break.com/index/awesome_billard_tricks.html
Either way, this is fucking amazing.
http://www.break.com/index/awesome_billard_tricks.html
Either way, this is fucking amazing.
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Games / ROFL at atari games
« on: September 07, 2007, 08:37:04 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge
I was looking for western video games, and I came upon this. Read the whole page, its pretty funny.
I was looking for western video games, and I came upon this. Read the whole page, its pretty funny.
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Help / Sound drivers
« on: August 28, 2007, 12:42:59 PM »
Where would I go to update my sound card drivers? Do I need to go anywhere cause my sound is integrated into my MOBO, so where do I update my mobo? The reason I ask is because I can't talk on vent anymore and I was wondering why.
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BF 2 / BF2 Guid Banned
« on: August 13, 2007, 11:11:33 AM »
So i just installed BF2 on my laptop and since I have 3 keys I wrote down, I didnt know which one still worked... So I took a Guess and BAM, Guid banned! So here is my question, my laptop has 2 HDD, (C:, and D:) If I reinstall it on the second drive will I be able to play BF2 if i figure out which key works? If not, does anyone know of any good hardware spoofers I can get my hands on?
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Help / Donate button?
« on: June 15, 2007, 08:44:12 AM »
Where the fuck is it? Maybe it should be a huge button on the main page so more people could see it and possibly donate.
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Graphics / Spray Paint skillz
« on: June 13, 2007, 11:35:17 AM »
Check this spray paint job i did on a Beirut table me and my friends made. It is Red, yellow, and green and the reason it says shack is cause that is the name of our group of friends.
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Spam / rofl-go-round
« on: April 24, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
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Spam / VERY VERY IMPORTANT!
« on: March 05, 2007, 08:02:25 AM »
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Lime"]PENIS!!!11!!!!1[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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General / Valentines Day
« on: February 14, 2007, 02:45:40 PM »
Isnt this just too cute... katie gave it to me after i delibretly told her to not get me shit.
Oh well at least it is kinda manly haha. I will give her, her present tonight, its long and hard and full of seamen. no not a penis a toy submarine!
it even vibrates
Oh well at least it is kinda manly haha. I will give her, her present tonight, its long and hard and full of seamen. no not a penis a toy submarine!
it even vibrates
