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Free game, haven't tried it but looks fun. Btw its still a beta but its open an will be available soon for free....... to hell with battlefield heros

http://combatarms.nexon.net/

stepdad came home with a chevy cammaro (spelled wrong) z28 yesterday its bad ass. had a nitrus tank or some shit in it too but not anymore, she (the seller lady) was selling it for $4000 but got in a wreck and was deemed "totaled" (so he got it for $800) but the only part of the car damaged is the door so i was bored and took pics.

Thread speacked ine French nederlander tawlk go!

Lolololiloloko lokolo we r whit the better than French

ROFLROFLROFLRO FL look at this and look at replies 18 and 19.

original hey there delilah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

hey there vagina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf_3gizO2w


hey there chlamydia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTHio6WREc&NR=1


Another one, just epic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=waRtcBy_GMI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=csF6IZmcqkk&feature=related

 I thought it would be fun to put your favorite quotes on the forum ever in this thread so i can call it some form of homework for everyone  here are some of my favorites. (one from each mafian and maybe a couple more.

*MAFIA* TITTIES

LOOK NIGGER KRAUTKILLER AT THIS-OH NIGGER, NIGGER, AND MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER! YOUR A NIGGER, THE WORD OF THE CENTURY IS NIGGER! I'M A NIGGER! NIGGER, NIGGER, EVERY1 IS A NIGGER! OH HAVE I USED THE N(NIGGER) WORD LATELY? NOW TOO THE ORIGINAL POST SUBJECT! HELLRAISER THE WORST IS YET TO COME. I AM NOT FRONT OF THE BEEN HURT LINE BUT HAVE SOME VICIOUS X-WIFE STORIES IF YOU WANT TOO HEAR SOME HURT! BUT ALLS I WILL SAY THAT IS OF THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO FEEL! TIME DOES HEAL ALL! SO HANG IN THERE NIGGER(FOR KRAUTS BENEFIT) AND HOPE SEE YOU SOON NIGGER!(AGAIN FOR KRAUT!) OH AND I CAN TOP THOSE OTHER GUYS OFFER! I WILL SLEEP AND BLOW YOU ANYTIME YOU WANT! HA-HA LOVE YA BRO, TITTIES

*MAFIA* Bacon

I agree.
I'd fuck your cousin rowdy.

*MAFIA* Balthazar

........
Steps you should take before constructing a flame thread.

1. Write a disturbing note to your mother explaining to her that you don't want to live in a world that doesn't accept prepubescent homosexuals and have decided to kill yourself.

2. Rape the closest animal you can find (If no animal can be found a violent masturbation session will suffice)

3. Off yourself with a rusty spoon and leave yourself bleeding in the moonlight

4. Repeat if necessary.

*MAFIA* Beetlejuice

Well then he's a LIAR and doesn't deserve a birthday.

*MAFIA* Bonehead

i think i was drunk that day

*MAFIA* Bradley ?

Omg, why Brittany?

*MAFIA* DarkCritter

Um,..................YEAH RIGHT IN THE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

Yeah, city Pigeons are basically just flying rats. Woodland Pigeons are good eating though.

*MAFIA* masse killer(nl)

noo... LAAZT that ru not man... thats DUBDEVIL. its dubdevil man... iswear ive his email adres..

*MAFIA* CockRaiser

SHE IS HAWT!!!!!!!  Thanks, now I have something to jerk off too, then cry myself to sleep. 

*MAFIA* KrautKiller

SNL has alot of gay moments in it lately, its just there for shock value though.

*MAFIA* LAAZ

Stfu u fucking *MAFIA* reject BITCH ASS HOE. And yes mez that sig will look good on u............. ......

*MAFIA* Lightning

I would have been playing in our server but it was empty.  So instead of playing with myself I decided to play whith others.

*MAFIA* Loaded

LOL who ever made that has to much time on their hands and my GI Joe's, bastards!!!

*MAFIA* M@dMedic

BAN PARTYBOY!

*MAFIA* Wolf Rain

1.6 sever has alot al;ot of noobies askiing how to do this and that i and i don't watch mafia glitch like a stlaker i know these glitches with jeeps and i glitch almost every build in the game and stupid noobies getting annoying make me really mad they just don't listen. tyhem @$

*MAFIA* Meester

You insults my grammar.

*MAFIA* MeZmoriZe

Sorry, I went Dutch for a second there.

*MAFIA* OUTLAW

RAMMSTEIN IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!

*MAFIA* Homo

thats becasue he was a mafia member , but then got suspended for gltiching into the Mafia bunkers.                 
                                                             i love the penis

*MAFIA* Pr0d1gY

queer ass emos

*MAFIA* PRO HELI M@NKIE

ok, I'll give her some love it's about 10 inch's and i'll fix it in her ass, oOp's that's right i wouldn't find it, and i don't like fat hoe's, maybe I'll try something else I'll give her a white pizza rofl topped with spinach instead:)

*MAFIA* Ransom

Im going to send my robots after you!!!(better watch out)

*MAFIA* Roshan

u sure the monitor wasnt upside down?

*MAFIA* Snop

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Fuckin tree hugger....o>-<

I love weed.

*MAFIA* Southernbell (idk)

wow phantom u look so sexy danceing didnt know u could move like that lol

*MAFIA* Swampfox

You live in LaaZ? Where up his asshole?

*MAFIA* TankSpecialist

to much think words                                         im gay

*MAFIA* The CP

jeah i like the patch weakend al that focking noobs think thet thee got the real pats and then 3 days later the glichtes will be tenest that so focking lol man !

oo nice again a patch weakend dis gotte bie fun !

*MAFIA* Vanillathrilla

look at all my friends now. haha

*MAFIA* Wasserfailler (Didn't originally mean to put wasserfaIler but i liked it.

this is seriously the greatest thing since sliced pickles, possibly since anything that's been packaged pre-sliced. One word...IN THE BUTT!

*MAFIA* [StimPH]

lol, I'm going to concerts. Those guys who are doing that look like people with the syndrome of down who are jumping around.

*MAFIA* {)estroyer

what the fuck can you say... cant type??

*MAFIA* BlackOut

The new sig you asked for ricardo..

Sorry its late. 

*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

Isnt this just too cute... katie gave it to me after i delibretly told her to not get me shit.


Oh well at least it is kinda manly haha. I will give her, her present tonight, its long and hard and full of seamen. no not a penis a toy submarine!


it even vibrates

ill add more later......thi s thread seriously took me over an hour and a half to make.

Though I doubt he will see this happy birthday critical!!

Miss you!

~MAGGOT