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Spam / FUCK EVERYONE
« on: February 28, 2012, 11:49:55 AM »
I SEE HOW IT IS YOU FUCKING FAGGETS
FUCK EVERYONE, EXCEPT GENERAL DESTROYER
FUCK EVERYONE, EXCEPT GENERAL DESTROYER
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Media / Re: What do you look like?
« on: February 19, 2012, 07:08:12 PM »Ah hell, why not, here's a couple recent ones. And yes, I'm not actually Japanese.
+1 for HEB
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Join / Re: Cookies2091 App
« on: February 14, 2012, 12:18:37 PM »
seriously? this is not destroyer idiots...
you are to be put on prelim status cookie for a month, i believe those are the rules
you are to be put on prelim status cookie for a month, i believe those are the rules
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Join / Re: destroyer referral
« on: February 14, 2012, 12:14:51 PM »ok really those jokes aren't funny think up some real funny nonsense people.
Think like comedians you might say.
anyway i mise well make a joke while i am here
______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______
Once there was a little cranky old man named Meester Roflcopter (not refering to meester just a name i thought worked)
He was sitting in his hole in the Vag he lived in his car parked beside, he was watching tv when the car's horn beep he wondered who it was, so he got up no one was there he grumbled an unintellegable sentence and went back in. A few minutes later a Yellow banana dressed guy with a sandwitch as a head said "open your door I want to fuck your vag."
Meester yells "NO, GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU DAMN KID.. he saw more and repeated GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!" Meester then closed his door.
The first sandwitch banana guy changed his voice to a police captain "POLICE OPEN UP!"
Meester "No, I like it when you break the door down!"
So it breaks the door down.
Meester "You owe me a new door now!"
Meester gets out a chainsaw and cuts them up and serves them as banana splits at work the next day.
Meester got home to see a b-52 dropping c4 covered plastic toy soldiers all over, so he got out a cop car launcher, jumped in the gunner seat and started launching them, just then the b-52 came crashing down.
MEESTER YELLED "OH FUCK!!!!!!!!"
Then he got in a jeep it wouldn't turn on, he noticed he forgot to insert his dick and cum, so he did.
It then blew up because the b-52 blew up the c4, but suprizingly his dick was the only thing gone, and he flew through the air and hit a russian jet and he started screaming, then the russian pilot started screaming, then his gunner started screaming, and the pilot fumbled with his pistol and finally got a grip and shot Meester's head of.
Then everyone on Earth screamed, Then a Hippi said "Organic omnivore tree huggers get a whiff of this genuine whoop ass pot man."
Then the Earth Exploded.
THE END!!!!!!
omg
i laughed so hard
p.s
i like your new avatar destroyer
p.s you aint worth a fuck
you have a mental disability i think
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Join / Re: Destroyer3366 Join Resume
« on: February 13, 2012, 12:27:14 AM »
Was the mask necessary masebot we all know how you look lulz 
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Join / Re: Destroyer3366 Join Resume
« on: February 12, 2012, 03:20:54 PM »
DESTROYER WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? SETTING RULES WHEN YOUR NOT EVEN A MEMBER
GO BACK TO PLANET X
GO BACK TO PLANET X
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Join / Re: Destroyer3366 Join Resume
« on: February 11, 2012, 08:17:50 PM »
sweet drestryoer
where else have you spray painted?
where else have you spray painted?
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Media / Re: haters heres an old drum recording
« on: January 31, 2012, 08:36:40 PM »
WHAT WAS THAT BRO?
