It's that time of the year where we all get together and say that we are all thankful for our family and friends and for the most important reason of all..........P
RESENTS SON.
So, i went and got yall niggas some shit.
To
*MAFIA* $pRiNgFieLdI've known you for a while, however, i haven't talked to you in a while and don't know what you like. So i got you something EVERYONE can enjoy. You are welcome.
*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )Another person i love with all my super racist heart so i got you the best shit ever.
CANKLE ERASERS BITCH, EAT IT.
*MAFIA* (offline)I dont know you, but i know (i think) you play league, so here.
*MAFIA* AbirdyNow, i don't know you either, but if i remember right you are about 12ish, so, to be tactful i got you something i know you will enjoy!
*MAFIA* BalthazarTo my southern man servant, with all my love, i had to get you two presents that i know you will love.
A little christmas cheer bitch.
*MAFIA* BeatlejuiceEveryone here is thankful that you and the other head have stepped up to help lead this place. I know you are hardcore christian and that premarital sex is frowned upon, so i took the liberty of getting you a little some-somethin'.
(had to get you the avatar one, they were out of black ones)
*MAFIA* BoneheadThe present for every master sniper
*MAFIA* Cookies2091I dont know you, so
*MAFIA* DarKMaNTiSTo mundies, i know you are a rapper of some sort, so i got you the most gangster accessory toys-r-us had.
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(p.s. it also vibrates
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*MAFIA* Dejavudoo220I dont know what to get you, so, MOTHERFUCKING COAL
*MAFIA* DempyPOGS
*MAFIA* DillyANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING D NAME, FUCK, EAT DICK
BURENWURST
*MAFIA* DrackonfyreI know you love Vayne in LoL, so i got you an inspirational photo of ze best vayne player in the world
*MAFIA* Dune SurferToo.fucking.ea
sy.
*MAFIA* EaSyCoMpAnYMy favorite Brit, i love you, fuck, i'll let you fuck my sister.
*MAFIA* ExcoWearMasse killer, i know that we may have ran a campaign a while back trying our hardest to have you removed, and i know you are dutch, but you are alright, you get the best gift of all!
Guess where those are going?
*MAFIA* FRAG2WINI don't really know you too well either, however, im a kind individual, so, COAL!
*MAFIA* GearAnother OG i have missed dearly, i got you the best thing i could..
a signed Michael Bolton autograph.
HELLRAISER
i know you are not still in mafia, but you are special, you get this!
*MAFIA* JedistatusThis nigga is my friend, and though he will probably not see this shit, wam,bam,
motherfucking power rangers toys
*MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaPI know you are young as well, so i got you the coolest shit your retainer has ever seen!
LOOK AT HIM! FURBY OVERLORD STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.
*MAFIA* KingpinI know slinging oranges on the corner is hard business, so i got you something to make it easier.
I know its a dog toy, but, you can make it work!
*MAFIA* KrautKillerIm not sure what to get you, kraut, so this will suffice.
10$ gift card to forever 21! huzzah!
*MAFIA* LAAZIm glad you are back laaztik, i missed you. I got you a little something for rejoining, its not much
*MAFIA* LeadpipeHmm, ill take the easy way out here
ITS A PIPE, GET IT?
*MAFIA* Loaded i got you the best thing i could.
*MAFIA* MalbertYou are good people, so you get this
*MAFIA* MaNiXCOAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*MAFIA* Manowari know you are :< so you get
*MAFIA* masebot1I know you walk into shit cause you are clumsy, so i got you one of these bad boys!
(Black man not included)
*MAFIA* MeeesterI know you have problems with your sister or mom or some shit, so you get this
*MAFIA* MeZmoriZeI gave the forever 21 card to kraut, so this will have to do
its for 10$, get them ripped jeans son
*MAFIA* Milky WayYou get one of these bad boys!
TOP OF THE LINE!
*MAFIA* MisfiTYou get an american classic, Swindle the book!
Also, ball washer!
*MAFIA* mrkillajohni know you play guitar, so you get a Ukulele
*MAFIA* OUTLAWBITCH DOESNT GIVE ME NOOK NOOK ANYMORE, FUCK HIM
*MAFIA* PROHELIM@NKIENigga likes yellin' and loves pizza. So i got him the latest, the greatest,
Marc anthony CD SON. OWNED, MY BITCHES
*MAFIA* ScoobyEZ
You are welcome
*MAFIA* Sgt. Bob
*MAFIA* South_TX_Kille r Top of the fucking line
*MAFIA* Spitz Man, i don't even know what to get you, fuck here, take this
I drank it, but you can like, recycle it or something
*MAFIA* TheCpYou have everything you want anyway so i got you the next best thing
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*MAFIA* TheSidneyGunma n
POST IT NOTES, THEY'RE STARS!
(you are near the end, the budget started to dwindle)
*MAFIA* Tin_man_© YOU DONT GET SHIT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHY THE SCARECROW PULLED A GUN ON YOU IN THE WIZARD OF OZ
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
*MAFIA* TWOintheCHEST Your name may or may not signify this, but, just in case
*MAFIA* Vanilla I printed out this picture Wasser put in last years thread, blew it up, framed it, and is in the process of being delivered as we speak. Enjoy!
*MAFIA* Vermillion You get this motherfucking tank boat thing, i dont know what is up with it, but its yours!
(BTW ass hat, that shit was expensive, i get rides)
*MAFIA* Wasserfaller I miss talking with you, i miss your musk, your scent, your ideas, so i sent you a bottle of this cologne i use so you can have my smell on you at all times... no homo
*MAFIA* Whoops Remember how last week you got black out drunk and dont remember anything? guess what bitch, RFID, now i know where you are
*MAFIA* x8VENOM8x You are new here, you get bitch gifts HAHAHA eat dicks
*MAFIA* ZigZagZiggy Again, another i dont know what to get, so you get rice krispies,
*MAFIA* ßlackOut You get Gavins first birthday cake. I don't know who Gavin is, but he missing his cake.
*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx I miss you almost as much as wasser, since i dont get to talk to you, i got you the best gift ever
WALKIE TALKIES SON, Im keeping one, and we can play army out side with em!
Merry fucking christmas, assholes
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