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*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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« on: July 04, 2005, 09:29:21 PM »
There used to be this kid named Todd in my science class in eighth grade.
He absolutely loved freestyle walking just like my aunt Terry. She was cool
except for the fact that she ate too much.  One day she just ate too much
and died.  It should have been sad but I actually laughed at her funeral
because my uncle Bobby was there and he always eats dog food at any family
gathering, even funerals: its his policy. When Uncle Bobby was eleven he
spray painted his dog orange and called it a grape. I shouldn't be telling
this story because Bobby's wife Clara trows up everytime she listens to LL
Cool J or hears this story. Anyways, to make a long story short:  the dog
lived.
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shooter04

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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2005, 09:36:13 PM »
publish it
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*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2005, 09:40:28 PM »
I'll do it tomorrow.
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2005, 12:43:17 AM »
*enthusastic applause*  That was some of the most random shit I've read in a while, but I'm so grateful it's not a 4 month old thread like the rest have been tonight.
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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2005, 10:38:06 AM »
that shit happend to u to bettle!?!?
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shooter04

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2005, 12:38:32 PM »
well, at least the dog lived...
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2005, 01:16:48 PM »
beetle, crumpet make you that sig??? looks like his work.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2005, 10:06:43 PM »
LOL...That would be awesome in a creative writing class. You would win the FUCKING medal!
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2005, 02:13:05 PM »
Matt damon breast fed a llama back to health....
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I'm a hippopotamous and i like to hop
and i also like to drink soda pop
but there is one thing that i do like most
and i sing about it everywhere
coast to coast

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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2005, 08:14:25 PM »
i like that Extreme Elimination show - hilarious
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