*MAFIA* Forums

*MAFIA* Forums

  • April 30, 2024, 04:31:40 AM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome back the Arcade! Play over 100+ games to get the high score and compete against other forum members.

http://www.mafiaowns.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=list;sortby=a2z;

Author Topic: Today  (Read 11918 times)

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:10:33 PM »
This morning I woke up.  The Bureau of Unifying Mattism (BUM) has decided this was a very bad move.  In fact, the quality of life would have rose about 3.1459...% per person.  Or 22/3 for those of you who like fractions.

But being the broken, souless creature of habit I am, I went through the motions of life -- school, work, bank, return the videos, grab a bite to eat, straighten up the house, do some laundry, take out the trash, waste away another day of my life.  Check, check, and check.

Work was wonderful today.  Another 9 1/2 hour day of repetitiveness a trained monkey could handle drunk.  And yet I got paid, so I can't complain.  Then I came home.  Where I sat in the dark.  Alone with my thoughts.  Writing to you.

See why I said it was a mistake?

I would have made this longer, but I know some of you can't stomach long posts.

Pussies.
Logged

*MAFIA* Balthazar

  • *MAFIA* Head
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 2654
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,412
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 10:21:21 PM »
Waffles?
Logged

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 10:23:04 PM »
With a dash of parsnip for color I think.  Two olives.  Overeasy.  Hold the ice.
Logged

*MAFIA* Milky Way

  • *MAFIA* Member
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 575
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,103
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 10:26:47 PM »
i think rahl is having an emo moment
Logged

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 10:28:02 PM »
How dare you insult the randomness of my post with the self-loathing bleakness that is emo.

I hope you get raped . . . twice.  Maybe then you'll feel different.
Logged

*MAFIA* Milky Way

  • *MAFIA* Member
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 575
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,103
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 10:31:29 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
How dare you insult the randomness of my post with the self-loathing bleakness that is emo.

I hope you get raped . . . twice.  Maybe then you'll feel different.


how dare you use big words! you... you... nigger!
Logged

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 10:33:16 PM »
Goodness gracious!  I'm sure we're all dazzled by that awe-inspiring display of your intellect.  Please, don't overtax yourself just to entertain us half-wits.  Surely your 11th grade retorts would be lost on minds as feeble as ours.

Bitch.
Logged

*MAFIA* Balthazar

  • *MAFIA* Head
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 2654
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,412
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 10:33:56 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
Goodness gracious!  I'm sure we're all dazzled by that awe-inspiring display of your intellect.  Please, don't overtax yourself just to entertain us half-wits.  Surely your 11th grade retorts would be lost on minds as feeble as ours.

Bitch.


owned?
Logged

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 10:36:09 PM »
Indeed.

Trademark, *MAFIA* Balthazar, 2005-2006.

This post in no way represents the views and / or opinions of *MAFIA* Balthazar.
Logged

*MAFIA* Phantom

  • Guest
Today
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 10:39:41 PM »
HA! I love how you mentioned that monkies can do some of the jobs they have for people now-a-days. It's so true.
Logged

*MAFIA* Milky Way

  • *MAFIA* Member
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 575
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,103
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 10:40:33 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
owned?



its not owned if i dont understand a thing he says! you... you ... nigger!
Logged

Rahl

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 279
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 379
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 10:42:12 PM »
You're in a room with three monkeys.  One has a banana.  Another has a screw that's been stripped.  And the final one has a copy of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams.  Which primate is the smartest?
Logged

*MAFIA* Balthazar

  • *MAFIA* Head
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 2654
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,412
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 10:58:39 PM »
I evah yltnecer emoceb cixelsyd os fi uoy t’nac dnatsrednu siht s’ti ko. Tub lla m’I gniyrt ot teg tuo ereh si ot ees fi ybodyna nac rehpiced siht. Fi uoy  nac esaelp ylper ot siht tsop htiw eht noitulos.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2006, 03:46:28 AM by *MAFIA* Balthazar »
Logged

HaVoK

  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 636
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 653
  • Gone
    • View Profile
Today
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 11:41:38 PM »
Pokemon.
Logged

*MAFIA* Bonehead

  • *MAFIA* Founder
  • Forum Member
  • Reputation: 2584
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,007
    • View Profile
    • *MAFIA*
Today
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2006, 12:40:11 AM »
My balls itch...
Logged
 

Page created in 0.034 seconds with 30 queries.