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*MAFIA* Kingpin

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« on: July 06, 2006, 09:46:31 PM »
Ok im posting to see who can find, or knows the best joked. Post away!




 Q. What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A. Relative humidity.
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Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

    Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"
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You might be a redneck if ...
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
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mulletike

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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2006, 09:54:57 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Kingpin
Ok im posting to see who can find, or knows the best joked. Post away!




 Q. What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A. Relative humidity.
----------------------
Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

    Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!
----------
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"
-------
You might be a redneck if ...
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.


Q: What are a redneck's last words before dying?

A: "Hey ya'll, watch this!"
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2006, 09:59:25 PM »
Quote from: mulletike
Q: What are a redneck's last words before dying?

A: "Hey ya'll, watch this!"



Hmmm not funny


It goes like this Q: What are the most common words that rednecks say before they get in a car crash drunk?

A: Hold my beer im going to try something.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2006, 10:05:50 PM by *MAFIA* Partyboy »
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2006, 11:29:08 PM »
U know when its hot our when u take ur shirt off when ur working outside and so does ur husband. and i know blakjax is going to say somethin stupid like i ate paintchips and guess wat blakjax i dont give a damn!
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2006, 11:31:08 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Crazy Corky

Crazy Corky who?

Crazy Corky needs to do himself and everybody else a favor and go kill himself.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2006, 11:32:28 PM »
shut the hell up u dirty ass pirate. im going to try and piss off every *MAFIA* member. so far i got balthzaar or watever ur nmae is and misfit and blakjax hell only a few more.
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*MAFIA* LAAZ

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2006, 11:37:33 PM »
LOL I know you will like mine. BANNED.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2006, 01:48:20 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* |LAAZT1K|03
LOL I know you will like mine. BANNED.

Haha thats funny, best joke ever :).
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2006, 01:53:26 AM »
haha fun
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2006, 02:20:38 AM »
Quote from: BuBBLeMaN
haha fun


And we have another contestant.. Bubble bitch.. come on down!


[ATTACH]1144[/ATTACH]
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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2006, 07:03:02 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* |LAAZT1K|03
LOL I know you will like mine. BANNED.

fuck you asshole, i wanted to ban his faggot ass.
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*MAFIA* LAAZ

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2006, 09:32:39 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
And we have another contestant.. Bubble bitch.. come on down!


[ATTACH]1144[/ATTACH]




ROFL U IDIOT AHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK



Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
fuck you asshole, i wanted to ban his faggot ass.


You gotta move quick.
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2006, 01:12:42 PM »
this is balths joke.......... .

so there is this chicken right.






and that's it. end of joke. pretty funny eh.
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2006, 08:12:46 PM »
This is more of a story than a joke!

Two men are driving through Wisconsin when they get pulled over by a
State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The
driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head
with the stick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.

"You're in Wisconsin, son," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over,
 you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
 
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles down the road you're
gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried
that shit with me!'"
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2006, 08:15:09 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Lightning
This is more of a story than a joke!

Two men are driving through Wisconsin when they get pulled over by a
State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The
driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head
with the stick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.

"You're in Wisconsin, son," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over,
 you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
 
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles down the road you're
gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried
that shit with me!'"



haha good one, anyone else got any?
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