[02:07:55] *all* Chaotic(James too): The following was an interview with the fat man himself. None of the answers have been altered, changed, or edited. The ... inbetween some things said, were when the Fat Man was taking breaths between talkin, cuz we all know he has to breathe a lot cuz talkin is harder for a Fat Man. Also, in exchange for doin this interview, a bag of cookies was promptly given to the Fat Man.
Q. Why is the Fat Man so Fat?
A. Because I am...I ate too much...shit too little...and I got fat. Then...I didnt work out enough, so I stay fat to this day.
Q. Will the Fat Man ever stop being so fat?
A. Prolly not...why? Because Fat Man doesnt care enough to work out and eat all healthy foods.
Q. Well if your fat and everything, how the hell can you get any women?
A. Tell you what, Fat Man...Fat Man has charms...he may have some titties of his own...and he may have an obese ugly appearance...b
ut it doesnt even matter.
[02:08:03] *all* Chaotic(James too): Q. Charms? Whats this?
A. See Fat Man...when a woman speaks to him....he seems like hes listening...be
cause hes fat and well...hes got nothing better to do then listen...and because hes fat they think everything absorbs and we feel more for them...cuz he absorbs what they say...
Q. So what happens when the "Fat Man Charm" doesnt work.
A. The greatest thing about a fat man...when our
"charm of the fat man" does not work...then...
well we still get laid...cuz we get pity sex, the ladies go awww hes just a fat man...a fat cock wont hurt me if he feels better then, besides...hes fat... with that much weight behind the push..he can prolly hit me just like a jackhammer.
Q. So why is it that so many fat men are with fat women only?
[02:08:11] *all* Chaotic(James too): A. I'll tell you what. You know how they say when u go black u never go back....for women to men? well its the same way for man to a fat woman...once u go fat, you never WANT to come back...so its the same only vice versa...but for those of us already fat...it is...a way of life, to persistantly hump our own kind...to keep us a relative species, so we dont have a problem with it. Besides...ever touch a fat chicks belly? Softest feeling in the world.
Q. So I've heard the Fat Man is hard to kill, why is that?
A. LEGACY OF THE FAT MAN WILL NEVER DIE....except when
he decides he doesnt wanna die early like a fat loser from gluttony...so he gets liposuction.
Q. One last question, Why is it that the Fat Man is so poor?
A. Hmmm....uhhhh Fast Food...makes a fat mans pockets smaller...but belly bigger, and he knows...oh he knows...that one day people will have a need for fat...like blood or plasma...so he figures he can get fatter, then one day...it will be needed...and he will have such a plentiful suppl
[02:08:20] *all* Chaotic(James too): supply...he will be rich. Yeah...thats it.
i laughed really hard maybe its cause i have a bit of a belly? im not sure
and a little something for balth and phantom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ifM9mR74s
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