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Author Topic: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had  (Read 10845 times)

*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2006, 07:57:48 PM »
LOL.  I gotta go and do some hitch hiking under the sheets.  How about five knuckle shuffle on the piss pump.  Flog the dolphine.  DAMN IT JERK OFF, I HAVE TO GO JERK OFF.  Shit can 't a guy get any privacey?  Later
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Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2006, 08:02:30 PM »
That figures
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Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2006, 08:06:28 PM »
WHAT?
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 06:16:28 PM »
Let's hear some more injuries from you noobs...
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2010, 06:40:24 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 18, 2010, 06:16:28 PM
Let's hear some more injuries from you noobs...

I cracked my head open when I was 2 but what little kid hasn't? Also, my bike hit a rut once and turned awkwardly and the chain cut a gash into my leg. Other than that and a few minor 2nd degree burns, I have been pretty injury free. Oh, and I broke my arm too. I forgot to add that in.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 04:06:32 AM by *MAFIA* Thunder »
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2010, 07:11:38 PM »
my friend decided he'd jump over me as i was laying down on a hill at lunch one time in seventh grade. He tripped and fell and the weight of his entire body went down on my nose. It broke and i almost died from blood loss because the yard monitors didnt want to get blood on them so didnt do anything. Not a very bad injury but it made my nose look straighter.
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 10:13:22 AM »
I'm invulnerable.
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 10:28:17 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Sgt. Bob on April 18, 2010, 07:11:38 PM
my friend decided he'd jump over me as i was laying down on a hill at lunch one time in seventh grade. He tripped and fell and the weight of his entire body went down on my nose. It broke and i almost died from blood loss because the yard monitors didnt want to get blood on them so didnt do anything. Not a very bad injury but it made my nose look straighter.
  it wasn't that they didn't want to get blood on them.  They didn't want to get your blood on them.

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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 03:02:17 PM »
the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and had a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 05:01:58 PM by Renegade »
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2010, 04:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Renegade on April 19, 2010, 03:02:17 PM
the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and have a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there

So what your saying is when your mom puts you in the bath she can't tell the difference between your ass and your face?

Renegade from henceforth is now known as:


ASS FACE
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Ultimate embarrassment, running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2010, 05:53:20 PM »
My worst injury was when I read Hallander's post.
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2010, 07:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Renegade on April 19, 2010, 03:02:17 PM
the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and had a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there
What ever you say, Ass Face.
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2010, 01:13:38 AM »
Open heart surgery!!!!!     or more specifically.. .Atrioventricu lar Canal Defect..                                  in short, ive got/had a massive hole in my heart!
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2010, 12:52:01 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Drackonfyre on April 24, 2010, 01:13:38 AM
Open heart surgery!!!!!     or more specifically.. .Atrioventricu lar Canal Defect..                                  in short, ive got/had a massive hole in my heart!

Heartless....
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Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2010, 10:41:59 AM »
I'd have to say my worst injury was a machete to hand... fortunately it only sliced my thumb in two.
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