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MeZmoriZe

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Chuck Norris
« on: March 03, 2007, 06:01:32 PM »
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 06:05:21 PM »
haha, every chuck norris joke is hilarious
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*MAFIA* Scooby

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 06:16:34 PM »
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.



Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.



So many Chuck Norris jokes.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 06:53:28 PM »
Here's something I made for my Economics class.  We were supposed to make an advertisement. ..and this is all that came to me.

Page one of pamphlet:


Page two:


Page three:


Oh yeah, here's another Chuck Norris fact.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 08:06:45 PM »
I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 08:18:32 PM »
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I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.


i think chuck norris would say different
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 08:28:23 PM »
i thought these were popular like 3 year ago?
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Masebot1 on January 12, 2008, 01:27:38 AM
What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 09:06:59 PM »
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I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.

You know what, the school administrators can suck my penis.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »
We have a sign in the stalls of our college that says Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick us in the face if we piss on the toilet seat..... I missed a little..... I'm scared.  :(
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Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2007, 01:18:04 AM »
Only the tears of chuck norris can cure cancer, but he never cries.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2007, 05:34:08 AM »
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Only the tears of chuck norris can cure cancer, but he never cries.


And Chuck Norris can also get to 70 fast. Unlike you!
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2007, 06:39:52 AM »
Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasam simply by pointing at her vagina and screaming "BAM!".
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2007, 07:27:40 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Bigfoot has a grainy 'Chuck Norris' video
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Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 09:21:17 AM »
what the fuck is the big deal about chuck norris.  how about steven segeal?  he is the shit
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2007, 10:01:52 AM »
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what the **** is the big deal about chuck norris.  how about steven segeal?  he is the ****


Actually...gir ls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.

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