What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Why do the French Smell?
So blind people can hate them too!
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris?
Nobody knows, its never been tried before
Why do frenchmen always were yellow tyes?
to match the teeth
Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
Yes, it is unfair to amphibians.
Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
So you can see their white flags better
The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
Whats the difference between a frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved
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