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Author Topic: a boy's first time  (Read 3238 times)

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a boy's first time
« on: October 31, 2007, 02:00:04 AM »

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 02:07:52 AM »

That is prettY a pretty good one.  I like it.  I like it alot.
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 02:29:31 AM »

you fuck camels, so no new info for you... camel raper...!!!...!
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 09:04:58 PM »

you fuck camels, so no new info for you... camel raper...!!!...!
  I think you love me, cause you post alot either about me or for me.  Well you know what Bone.  I love you to man, but you are not getting my Budlight.
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 09:46:17 PM »

I will rape you then take ur beer!
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 09:50:43 PM »

I will rape you then take ur beer!
  Once again, getting kinda gay!!!!!!!  I know you really like this topic.  It takes you back to the first time some guy fisted your little boy ass. 
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 10:05:47 PM »

I will rape you then take ur beer!

come to NJ bonehead so i can man handle you and make you my bitch
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 10:09:33 PM »

come to NJ bonehead so i can man handle you and make you my bitch
  Where in NJ are you at Milky?
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 10:10:39 PM »

  Where in NJ are you at Milky?

is this your way of saying you want me to man handle you?

http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/nj/NJ_18691.gif
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 10:13:06 PM »

is this your way of saying you want me to man handle you?

http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/nj/NJ_18691.gif
  I am going to be up there in a few months.  My parents live there in Hunterdon County.  So you can blow me!
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 10:14:30 PM »

  I am going to be up there in a few months.  My parents live there in Hunterdon County.  So you can blow me!

stop beating around the bush... if you want to meet up with me just say it
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 10:18:30 PM »

stop beating around the bush... if you want to meet up with me just say it
  I want you to man handle me there big boy.  LOL.  I have a feeling this is all going to be moved to spam in a few hours. 
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 10:18:57 PM »

  I want you to man handle me there big boy.  LOL.  I have a feeling this is all going to be moved to spam in a few hours. 

Possibly.
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 11:28:11 PM »

Milky that is the last time I am going to remove your sig.
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Re: a boy's first time
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2007, 10:31:54 AM »

If you like football go to you tube and type in "15 laterals". This college football got a touchdown on their last play of the game. Also type in "South park imagination land". Funny shit.
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