I WILL BLESS YOU WITH ONE OF MY THEORIES. READ UP AND HOPE THAT YOU OBTAIN KNOWLEDGE FROM IT, NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF KNOWLEDGE IT IS, SINCE YOU LACK IT IN ITS ENTIRETY.
The Theory of Human Excrement and its dependency on exocentric and endocentric physiology.
A question that has been bothering humanity for eons Ă¢â‚¬â€œ the question of whether or not human excrement represents inner or outer beauty. Simply put, this theory focuses on the paradoxical nature of beauty, specifically a womanĂ¢â‚¬â„¢s, and its contradictory relationship with excrement. So in essence, what this theory is trying to answer is the question of whether or not the excrement of a beautiful female has a disturbing or pleasing odor Ă¢â‚¬â€œ does it smell like flowers or does it smell like male excrement, and are there any differences between the two.
For a quick answer, I believe the E.H.F. (Excrement of Human Females) has a pleasant odor; it specifically carries the smell of flowers, which represents a much different odor than male excrement. Now for the intellectually and spiritually motivated people who seek truth and knowledge, hereafter, I will explain the reasoning behind my theory.
First, I will proclaim the fact that females in modern day society are maturing at an exponential rate, compared to the average age of maturity twenty years ago. With this fact in mind, we must make a few observations. The first observation we must make is to realize the possibility of impregnation at a young and therefore unsustainable age due to the early bloom of maturity in modern females. For the past twenty years, the female species has undergone a minor genetic mutation which nevertheless ensures the prolongation and survival of humanity by ensuring the ability to reproduce and raise infants. A species is always evolving in a way that it helps the population grow to ensure survival. With this, the species must mutate again in order to be able to sustain that larger population and the childbirth which comes at a younger age. By having children at a younger age, this ensures the reproduction of humans. With the fact that a fifteen year old female can have a child, but has no way of supporting it and allow it to thrive, nature has come up with a way to counteract this disequilibrium . By certain genes within the female D.N.A. mutating, they have developed an evolved endocrine system which creates biological perfumeries that remove the rank odor of human excrement and makes it a well accepted smell Ă¢â‚¬â€œ similar to the smell of flowers.
Now you ask how does this genetic mutation which changes the odor of the E.H.F. into a pleasant smell benefit humans and their survival. The answer is simple; by removing the disturbing odor from the E.H.F., it opens up the gate for Anal Sex. Anal sex appeases the desire for intercourse in females while at the same time benefiting humanity by disallowing the female to be impregnated at a young age due to early maturity, where the female would not be able to sustain the child. This proved coincides with my previous statements and proves their truth since everything has a reason, and the reason has now been explained.
To provide further evidence that the endocrine system of females and the odor of the E.H.F. was altered by a genetic mutation due to the increasingly young age at which human females mature and commit intercourse and are impregnated, we can study the younger females (Under fifteen years of age) to prove this relationship. The excrement of a young female up to the age of fifteen smells terrible. This is a fact which you can prove for yourself. Younger females are also oblivious to the smell of their excrement and the excrement of others; to them, excrement doesnĂ¢â‚¬â„¢t seem to smell at all, no matter how disturbing the odor is to us. This is caused by the buildup of biological perfumeries, thereby hampering their ability to smell the specific odors of excrement, since those perfumeries attack the bacteria which cause the bad odor, and since the buildup of these perfumeries occurs within a female at the pre-fifteen age, they are not disturbed by the rank odor of excrement, while they are still affected by the bad odors originating from other substances.
Now to answer the second part of my theory; I believe that the E.H.F only smells good in beautiful females, for there is no reason for it to obtain a pleasant odor for unattractive females. The same is true for all men Ă¢â‚¬â€œ this genetic mutation does not occur in any man because there is no natural reason for it to do so, while the same is true for ugly human females because there is no reason for this to be so as well due to the fact the ugly females do not procreate at a young age and therefore have had no reason to obtain this genetic mutation. This kind of natural selection occurs in nature as well, which is a theory professed by another scientist.
We have finally reached the conclusion of my thesis. To recap my theory, I offer the following information: The E.H.F. has a pleasing odor. The reason for this is because it serves nature for a better purpose by brining upon Anal Sex and thereby partially closing the gate to impregnation of young females who are not able to raise children and will lead them to death unless helped. This offset in the odor was caused by a genetic mutation through the process of natural selection. This mutation does not occur and was not inherited in unattractive females and men because there is no natural reason for it to occur. Unattractive females are much less vulnerable to youthful impregnation due to the fact of their lack of mates, while this does not occur in males simply because males do not need to be protected from being impregnated, since they cannot.
Goodbye all, you will hear from me again on another topic on which I hope to theorize on. Thank you for reading, may your day be full of knowledge
