YOU SICK FUCK BONER! I hope you get killed by a pack of rabbid cats one day and they nibble off your dick as you scream "this is the most pussy I have ever gotten!" rofl jk. All I got for cat stories is this one:
Me, my buddy and his brother were chillin one day out in his garage. His cat was accross the street and decided to come back to the garage to see what us humans were doing. And wouldn't you know a rice rocket comes flying down the street right when the cat is crossing it. I swear the cat flew probably about 6 feet in the air doing the narliest flip you can imagine. The car hit it so fast the collar came off of the cat. When the cat was on the floor it was chokin up blood and all this nasty shit. Both of my friend's parents were at work still so we had to clean it up before they got home. Since I am used to killing animals (skunks, baby cows, cats, etc...) I decided to do the dirty work. So I grabbed a shoved and told my friends "Don't watch its gonna be unpleasant." I pounded the shit out of that cat's skull and the sound the skull crushing gave me a hard on haha. To end the story, we burried the cat in the back yard and a nice flower grew over it's tomb. GG.
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Actually I got another cat stories and tons of other sick dead animal stories if you all want to hear em. Some have made it to our cities news paper too haha.
