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2008 Olympic quotes
« on: August 22, 2008, 09:48:46 AM »


 
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
 
 
1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’
 
 
2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
 
 
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
 
 
4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
 
 
5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
 
 
6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
 
 
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
 
 
8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
 
 
9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
 

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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »

Pretty sure mow already posted this.
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 10:17:05 AM »

Pretty sure mow already posted this.

 OK ........ if so , delete mine !!!
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 10:21:47 AM »

OK ........ if so , delete mine !!!

No I think I'll leave it kthnxbi
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 11:47:42 AM »

No I think I'll leave it kthnxbi

OK ......

Golfing Accident"
 
 
 
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
 
Horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
 
Playing the next hole.
 
 
 
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his
 
Hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded
 
To roll around in agony.
 
 
 
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began
 
To apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
 
And I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told
 
Him.
 
 
 
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
 
Replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
 
Still clasping his hands together at his groin.
 
 
 
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
 
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
 
Loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
 
 
 
She administered tender and artful massage for several
 
Long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
 
 
 
He replied: 'It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 05:17:09 PM »

ROFLMAO!!!!  That is funny. 
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 06:34:07 PM »

lolz



ill keep that in mind tomorrow when i go golfing......
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Re: 2008 Olympic quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 07:05:46 PM »

golfing? rofl!
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