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*MAFIA* Capsloc

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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2006, 03:35:06 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2006, 04:29:04 AM »

Little oscar and the magic beans,


Little oscar went down to the local taco stand to get his mother 5 beef n bean boritos, she gave him 10 pasos and told him to buy nothing else. On his way he ran across a man selling stolen goods, he showed little oscar what he hade but little oscar remembered what his mother said.

The man tried hard to get little oscar to buy something, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out some beans and told little oscar that these beans where magical. They would grow a burito tree that would have all kinds of different buritos on it. Little oscar thought to himself "hey I can feed momma and myself and all of my village" So little oscar bought the beans for 10 pasos.

He ran home as fast as his little legs would take him, momma; momma; look what I have. His momma looked and seen he hade some beans and asked him where her buritos where, he said, momma I bought these magic beans from a man on the street on the way to the taco stand. He said they would grow a magic burito tree and we all can have something to eat, little oscar hade a big smile on his little face. His momma grabbed the beans and threw them out the window and told oscar he did a very bad thing.

She beat poor little oscar till he could barely walk, the next morning little oscar went to the window to see the magic burito tree full of hot and ready to eat buritos. He ran into his mommas room screaming "momma; momma; they worked there is a magic burito tree out in the yard come look!" His momma got up and went to the window, she said oh my little oscar you was right it is so beautifull. Now we can all have something to eat, little oscar was so happy that his momma was pleased and he didnt get another beating. They celebrated and ate buritos and danced and hade fun as the village now hade its own burito tree that could feed the village forever.

Oscars momma eventually died from hot sauce trimosis
Little oscar still has a slight limp when he walks
The man that sold oscar the beans was later arrested and charged with selling magic beans without a license

The village to this day still has plenty of buritos to eat.



The end :)
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2006, 05:03:50 AM »

hahahaha very nice story bone I loved it
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2006, 07:59:12 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
You're in a room with three monkeys.  One has a banana.  Another has a screw that's been stripped.  And the final one has a copy of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams.  Which primate is the smartest?

the one with the stripped screw of course, i dont know why, but the stupidist answer always is correct in most cases.
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2006, 09:05:54 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
I evah yltnecer emoceb cixelsyd os fi uoy t’nac dnatsrednu siht s’ti ko. Tub lla m’I gniyrt ot teg tuo ereh si ot ees fi ybodyna nac rehpiced siht. Fi uoy  nac esaelp ylper ot siht tsop htiw eht noitulos.

I have recently become dyslexic so if you can't understand this it's ok.  But all I'm trying to get out here is to see if anybody can decipher this.  If you can please reply to this post with the solution. - Balthazar 07/06/06

Done.
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2006, 09:12:40 AM »

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(and yes that does mean something)
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2006, 09:33:58 AM »

sub- [eax=128], nop, nop, nop, 90, 90, 90, dword= [epb+204], pntr [eax=ebp], jmp F2000, F2010, offset A9BC01, eax [jmp=287], jmp- [eax+ebc]

binary meet asm32 :)
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2006, 10:04:29 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
the one with the stripped screw of course, i dont know why, but the stupidist answer always is correct in most cases.

Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong.  Fuck me for assuming.
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2006, 12:44:22 PM »

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I have recently become dyslexic so if you can't understand this it's ok.  But all I'm trying to get out here is to see if anybody can decipher this.  If you can please reply to this post with the solution. - Balthazar 07/06/06

Done.


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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2006, 01:56:48 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong.  Fuck me for assuming.

you know what happens when you assume, it's make an ass out of u and me.
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« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2006, 02:26:48 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
you know what happens when you assume, it's make an ass out of u and me.


You so stole that from me.
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« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2006, 02:27:46 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong.  Fuck me for assuming.

so what are you trying to say? was i correct, or were you just wrong? or both?
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« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2006, 02:56:51 PM »

hmm  ill go with the monkey with the bannana because he can eat.
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« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2006, 03:09:38 PM »

Oh. Snap.
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« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2006, 04:33:49 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Boemann (nl)
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Translation: Fucking Spammers
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