"The hellraiser theory" by *MAFIA* MAGGOT
Hellraiser grew up living a normal crack baby lifestyle with extreme depression, nausea, and a mother with munchausen syndrome. At the age of 8 hellraiser (Kyle (or something gay like that)) was first sodomized by his priest at the Y.M.C.A.... this would greatly affect him later in life. After 5 years of being "violated" kyle finally came to terms and realized he liked the abuse and would later go to banquets with the priest and potlucks all throughout New Jersey in hopes of getting lucky later that evening. A year and a half after realizing he enjoyed the abuse the priest dumped hellraiser at the tender age of 14. He was devastated. His lover,father,priest,son, and holy spirit with benefits would no longer be there for him. In a fit of rage he went to his mother and screamed "FATHER JIM TOUCHED ME IN MY NO NO PLACE!!!!!!1@11!" his mother sounded concerned as she took a Valium and downed the rest of her fifth of whiskey. he proceeded to tell his mother how long the abuse had gone on and when the mother heard she screamed "YOU LIE!!!!1!' for hellraiser WAS a compulsive liar.No one believed poor hell. He lived with a transvestite,hooker mother and raging alcoholic father for the next three years. He was sad, he would often rape small animals and have violent masturbation sessions while watching bambi.....afte r, he would often cry himself to sleep. He finally saw the light however, at the age of 18, an uneducated,violated hellraiser applied for the army in hopes of unleashing caged anger and to help deal with his erectile dysfunction. 12 years later he would find a battlefield clan known as *MAFIA* and join. He later would have affairs with the members "Bonehead" "Blakjax" "Masebot" "TankSpecialist" and "MaGgOt". He then would be divorced due to his erectile problems.
EPILOGUE
Hellraiser would later remarry,Her name, *MAFIA* Masebot1....th ey would have 3 kids,and a townhouse in san fransisco. After a year and a half of impotence on hellraisers end masebot would ask for a divorce. Hell would go in a downward spiral and eventually rape the pope in a flashback of the priest sodomy and go to jail.....he would later die there.
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This story is complete and udder fiction, it is not real, hellraiser is/was not raped by a priest and his mother is a kind and wonderful individual
<3 HELL!
