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Which would be the WORST way to die?

Falling
- 8 (9.8%)
Burning
- 28 (34.1%)
Drowning
- 23 (28%)
Suffocation
- 8 (9.8%)
Bleeding
- 6 (7.3%)
Urine
- 4 (4.9%)
Frozen
- 1 (1.2%)
Cancer
- 4 (4.9%)

Total Members Voted: 65


Author Topic: Dying  (Read 18971 times)

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Re: Dying
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2008, 09:39:10 AM »
Quote from: sondre on October 10, 2008, 08:29:08 AM
Old mafia farts post ..lol

You truly are a spamming idiot.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2009, 07:10:21 AM »
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Ultimate embarrassment, running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

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Re: Dying
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2009, 07:29:34 AM »
Note that it was a woman driver.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2009, 01:33:58 PM »
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Re: Dying
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2009, 12:32:15 PM »
fucking women drivers! women do not need to be driving. only cooking and popping out babies.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2009, 01:26:14 AM »
Thats horrible. I still don't understand why so many people drive SUV's, pickups, trucks and offroaders when they just use them for getting to A to B on city roads. A normal car would of just bounced off that fuel pump.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2009, 10:55:26 AM »
Wow that's sad.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2009, 11:14:52 AM »
no it wouldnt have dune. lol if u believe ur self, it would have most surely wrapped around the kid the little cars go sailing and the heavy ones just slide and stop, but this was a terrible way to go..
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Re: Dying
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2009, 11:56:20 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 21, 2009, 12:32:15 PM
fucking women drivers! women do not need to be driving. only cooking and popping out babies.

classic bonehead reply...there is a reason you sleep with a dog.  Just sayin'.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2009, 12:20:31 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Mean Green on April 05, 2009, 11:56:20 AM
classic bonehead reply...there is a reason you sleep with a dog.  Just sayin'.
HAHAHAHA
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Re: Dying
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2009, 12:28:19 PM »


The caption reads:

This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.



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Re: Dying
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2009, 12:40:55 PM »
Who would lay down in a field? If that fell from the sky  it wouldn't hit her the way...

PICTURE=FAIL
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Re: Dying
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2009, 01:08:29 PM »
It hit her as she was walking and then she fell down.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2009, 01:13:20 PM »
Wrong caption, It was me. I'm so cold I piss ice.  I was aiming for her face.
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Re: Dying
« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2009, 01:16:48 PM »
Wow, what a PISSY way to die!!!!  Guess it is better then getting your head taken off by a frozen piece of shit!!!!
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