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« Reply #60 on: September 14, 2005, 03:45:42 PM »

All I can say is wow! so what in the hell was this for?
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« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2005, 03:48:54 PM »

This guy needs help.
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« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2005, 03:59:30 PM »

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whatever the fuck this PMcD dude said. His post took up too much room on my post. So I deleted it and replaced it like this so you would know I was reffering to his long ass post.


Holy shit, it's like Evil Moose of Doom all over again.
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« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2005, 05:46:05 PM »

hmm...all i can say is holy shit! i didnt even bother reading all that. that has to be the most ive ever seen writen on the forums. dude you really need to post a 2 line summery of what the hell that says!
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« Reply #64 on: September 14, 2005, 06:10:57 PM »

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hmm...all i can say is holy shit! i didnt even bother reading all that. that has to be the most ive ever seen writen on the forums. dude you really need to post a 2 line summery of what the hell that says!

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Babble babble babble. spam spam spam.

thats about it.
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« Reply #65 on: September 14, 2005, 06:27:55 PM »

For some time now, I've been writing letters grounded on two key principles:

1. the word "honesty" does not exist in Mafia's vocabulary, and

2. Mafia is utterly -- and I mean utterly -- wretched.

It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how Mafia must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its sexist behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Mafia also realized that an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Mafia has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. Last I checked, Mafia should clarify its point, so people like you and me can tell what the heck it's talking about. Without clarification, Mafia's theories sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. For the purpose of this discussion, let's say that Mafia's complaints symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. Be honest; can you in any way believe Mafia's claim that we should all bear the brunt of its actions? I cannot, mainly because it keeps trying to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, it will indubitably succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with treasonous, intransigent fence-sitters, Mafia's stooges, who are legion, or anyone else who fails to realize that we should not concern ourselves with Mafia's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and the fact that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Mafia's unsympathetic cop-outs. They are not a cause; they are an effect.

Common sense and scientific evidence agree: Mafia doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. When Mafia says that incendiarism brings one closer to nirvana, in its mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like it believes it has said something very profound.

Do you really want Mafia to engulf the world in a dense miasma of favoritism? I think not. Why does Mafia want to feed us ever-larger doses of its lies and crackpot assumptions? Because its scribblings are a quick-fix detour, a placebo aimed at surface symptoms, and an excuse to do the devil's work. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later.

I will not quibble with Mafia as to whether or not the only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by the worst types of impertinent renegades I've ever seen are fear and distrust. Instead, I'll simply state that one of the sinful remarks we often hear from Mafia is that prolix politicos are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive and leave it at that. Obviously, you shouldn't automatically believe all the allegations I've been making, so let me elaborate a bit. No one likes being attacked by what I call blockish rabble-rousers. Even worse, Mafia exploits our fear of those attacks -- which it claims will evolve in the immediate years ahead into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to undermine the basic values of work, responsibility, and family. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Mafia is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mafia and a pigeon is that Mafia intends to deny citizens the ability to become informed about the destruction that it is capable of. That's why to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of vindictive, vicious spivs, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but Mafia's ravings always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that the sun rises just for it. If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Mafia's jibes, one is promptly condemned as heinous, blasphemous, muzzy-headed, or whatever epithet Mafia deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Perhaps Mafia doesn't want equality, but revenge, but remember that I can guarantee the readers of this letter that if it feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing it, then that's just too darn bad. Mafia's arrogance has brought this upon itself.

Doesn't it strike you as odd that the law of self preservation dictates that I evaluate the tactics Mafia has used against me? It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Mafia's malicious histrionics is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: I am reminded of the quote, "Its hirelings are the worst that humanity has to offer." This comment is not as self-deceiving as it seems, because Mafia periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual.

While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, this is a free country, and I contend we ought to keep it that way. Mafia tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons. So, what am I doing about that? I'm educating. I'm trying to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Mafia's debauched, wishy-washy witticisms.

Mafia is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when oleaginous calumniators declare that it defends the real needs of the working class. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that Mafia has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring itself to help disseminate the True Faith of post-structuralism. And fear of hidebound nudniks like Mafia who incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminate ly. I don't object to Mafia's values because much of Mafia's success is due to the rest of us bending over backwards to assist it and to overlook its failings. I object because there is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like Mafia.

Mafia dreams of a time when they'll be free to exhibit cruelty to animals. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't hinder the power of craven, noxious drug lords like it. It's not that I have anything against twits in general. It's just that Mafia's habitués say, "Its propositions prevent smallpox." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Mafia's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.

So, why is it that 99 times out of 100, I cannot simply sit idly by while blinkered anarchists grant complacent so-called experts the keys to the kingdom? I guess it just boils down to the question: What in perdition does Mafia think it's doing? The answer is obvious if you understand that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of antiheroism, and there are those who are not. Mafia is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it strikes me as amusing that it complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Mafia does nothing but complain. Mafia is so intolerantly devoted to its own prejudices that its perception of reality is totally warped. This is not rhetoric. This is reality. Mafia turns its back on those who have been the most loyal to it, and that's one reason why I'm writing this letter. By allowing Mafia to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat, we are allowing it to play puppet master. However deep one delves into the citations and footnotes of Mafia's tracts, and however poised and "mainstream" its functionaries appear once challenged, there is no way to forget that it is stepping over the line when it attempts to denigrate and discard all of Western culture -- way over the line.

Perfidious ethnocentrism has come to occupy a disgraceful place in the national dialogue. No wonder that Mafia is still going around insisting that its bruta fulmina are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to it that it has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and control what we do and how we do it -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. What I had wanted for this letter was to write an analysis of Mafia's conclusions. Not an exhortation or a shrill denunciation, but an analysis. I hope I have succeeded at that.

                                                Love,
                                                      Pimpy McDougall
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« Reply #66 on: September 14, 2005, 06:29:21 PM »

Ok what the fuck is with the damn 18 page papers you're writing. You think anyone is going to read any of that?

Where the hell is elliott, he'll give us a summary.
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« Reply #67 on: September 14, 2005, 06:35:14 PM »

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Ok what the fuck is with the damn 18 page papers you're writing. You think anyone is going to read any of that?

Where the hell is elliott, he'll give us a summary.


1. It's not 18 pages, just 10 paragraphs.

2. Even if you did try to read it, I wouldn't expect your small brain capacity to grasp the concept.

3. It's sad you need someone else to read this shit for you.

4. See you bitches in BF2.

5. You won't see me, only the bullets from my gun.

6. I love you.
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« Reply #68 on: September 14, 2005, 09:27:45 PM »

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I would like to clarify some comments I made recently regarding Mafia. For openers, I am reminded of the quote, "It is calling for blind, impulsive action for the sake of action, for the sake of making itself feel good." This comment is not as domineering as it seems, because if Mafia honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from it. Can you really blame me for suggesting that Mafia wants to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom, even though, for most people, this desire is neither necessary nor instinctive? Given what I know about vengeful purveyors of malice and hatred, I can say with confidence that someone has been giving Mafia's brain a very thorough washing, and now Mafia is trying to do the same to us. Stick your nose into anything Mafia has written recently, and you'll get a good whiff of amateurish solipsism.

How can we trust feral, incompetent nabobs of extremism who actively conceal their true intentions? We can't. And besides, I have no idea why Mafia makes such a big fuss over obstructionism . There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that I, for one, don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to deal with Mafia appropriately, because doing so clearly demonstrates how the last time I told its bedfellows that I want to summon up the courage to end its control over the minds and souls of countless people, they declared in response, "But skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. Actually, nothing agitates and humiliates Mafia more than when I supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into careerism. Am I aware of how Mafia will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it and its thralls are, by nature, obnoxious, dim-witted smart alecks. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but if one could get a Ph.D. in Colonialism, Mafia would be the first in line to have one.

I know more about diabolism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that Mafia truly believes that McCarthyism is the only alternative to neocolonialism . It is just such smarmy, viperine megalomania, nutty egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mafia to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. The first response to this from Mafia's dupes is perhaps that Mafia can override nature. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: The biggest difference between me and Mafia is that Mafia wants to institutionali ze Trotskyism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. I, on the other hand, want to mention a bit about fatuous cheapskates such as Mafia.

You should not ask, "Why doesn't Mafia point a critical finger at itself for a change?", but rather, "What will be the next object of attack from Mafia's camp?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Mafia may squander irreplaceable treasures some day, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Mafia's teachings. It applies to everything it says and does. Although it's easy to sit in the press box and criticize, Mafia's sound bites have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. I'm sure Mafia wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to commit confrontationa l, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "This is partly connected with what I wrote earlier concerning cynical, raucous politicos." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual.

It is true that I am not suggesting government censorship of Mafia's insidious ethics, but if you don't think that its view that the sun rises just for it is sheer make-believe, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Mafia's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion. An inner voice tells me that Mafia is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.

I can't help but wonder: Why does everyone hate Mafia? Is it because of its business practices, exclusivity, disloyalty, disrespect, or because Mafia keeps trying to provide cover for a sanctimonious agenda? I once asked Mafia that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that my purpose here is not to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that not only does Mafia work both sides of the political fence, but it then commands its legatees, "Go, and do thou likewise." Whereas Mafia claims that the Earth is flat, I claim that this is not the first time I've wanted to put inexorable pressure on it to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. But it is the first time I realized that it is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its antihumanist jeremiads.

I am being thoroughly serious when I say that Mafia's opinion is that the most pouty thought police you'll ever see are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Mafia doesn't want us to know about its plans to spit on sacred icons. Otherwise, we might do something about that. Philistinism is the answer, but only if the question was, "What's the moral equivalent of letting Mafia open the floodgates of interventionis m?" Mafia may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is totally pernicious with everything else. Mafia frequently engages in violent fantasies involving counter-productive geeks. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me.

In order to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in Mafia's actions, we must clean up the country and get it back on course again. And that's just the first step. Remember, lecherous flippant-types have no business here. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplifica tion, an overgeneraliza tion. But it is nevertheless substantially true. Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Mafia is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that I do not find platitudes that are vulgar, self-indulgent, and disorganized to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe if Mafia wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. Mafia does not want to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities because it is brassbound, dotty, dissolute, and condescending (though, granted, Mafia is all of the aforementioned), but rather because I recently overheard a couple of soulless, ethically bankrupt lounge lizards say that Mafia has its moral compass in tact. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Mafia-induced era of slogans and propaganda.

What we have been imparting to Mafia -- or what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. To say that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all entirely justified is crass nonsense and untrue to boot. I, not being one of the many despicable carousers of this world, have not forgotten that Mafia is like a jellyfish in that you can't see its stings coming. I have not forgotten that Mafia's propositions would be less detestable if they were less wild. And I cannot forget that the downward spiral of society and the concomitant growing threat of mercantalism are the natural results of Mafia's unrestrained, scabrous objectives. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Does Mafia believe, deep in the adytum of its own mind, that Pyrrhonism is the key to world peace? A clue might be that every time it utters or writes a statement that supports corporatism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. I maintain we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because it would be better for it to do nothing than to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods, but primarily because we've all heard it yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. One doesn't need a finely developed sense of irony to note that Mafia claims that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. I respond that its doctrines are not just about nepotism but also about defeatism.

The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: It is not news that it's wayward refractory-types that make contemptible blackguardism possible. What speaks volumes, though, is that it has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with foul-mouthed spongers. Is this because it needs their help to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: Of particular interest to me is the way that Mafia continuously denies that I will let its record speak for itself. That conclusion is not based on some sort of peremptory philosophy or on Mafia-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Mafia's principles have an unsavory historical track record. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, I once had a nightmare in which Mafia was free to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, Mafia says it's going to spew forth ignorance and prejudice any day now. Is it out of its annoying mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that if you don't think that the world would be better off if it had never been created, then think again. By framing the question in this way, we see that Mafia wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because if it can one day grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly headlong ways to take control of a nation and suck it dry, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we stop the Huns at the gate.



Dude WTF is that, I smoked 2 fucking joints and packed my pipe once......... don't you think you could have shortened that up a bit for us potheads. :002:
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« Reply #69 on: September 14, 2005, 09:47:06 PM »

Here here.
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« Reply #70 on: September 14, 2005, 09:53:51 PM »

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1. It's not 18 pages, just 10 paragraphs.

2. Even if you did try to read it, I wouldn't expect your small brain capacity to grasp the concept.

3. It's sad you need someone else to read this shit for you.

4. See you bitches in BF2.

5. You won't see me, only the bullets from my gun.

6. I love you.

While I may not entirely comprehend the random blabber you decided to rot our brains with, I DO know how to spot bullshit when I see it. You see, I know how to use the internet too:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

http://www.pakin.org/complaint?firstname=PMcD&pgraphs=10&gender=c

While a good try, its quite sad you can't come up with something legitimate yourself so you need to resort to having the internet complain for you. Next time, try proofreading your generated complaints to be sure they make sense before you post them as your own.
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« Reply #71 on: September 14, 2005, 10:01:42 PM »

lmao what a fucking loser, lol you must feel really dumb and embarrassed, kinda like when your mother walked in and caught you jacking off. rofl!
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« Reply #72 on: September 14, 2005, 10:02:25 PM »

You're so hot Ins4n3!  

Can you say O W N E D?  Sure, I knew that you could! ;)
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« Reply #73 on: September 15, 2005, 04:14:18 AM »

Busted like a fool.  PMcD, what exactly would you say "you do" here?
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« Reply #74 on: September 15, 2005, 06:04:30 AM »

damn, i won't read that much, fucking idiots, uhmm, i could make a 10 paragraphs about what i think of this, but hey, i know ppl hate reading so i will make it easyer:

STOP CRYING LIKE AN OWNED BITCH
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